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Top 10 Hilarious Jokes
1. A Family in a Tight Space
A family of four lived in a small, cramped house: mom, dad, and their two young sons. Due to the limited space, the parents had to wait until the boys were asleep before they could get intimate.
One night, while they were getting busy, the father noticed his younger son staring at them. Embarrassed and angry, he rushed over and slapped the boy, scolding, "You're too young to be watching us do this!"
The older son chimed in, "Dad, slap him again! I told him to just lie there and watch, but he had to sit up! What an idiot!"
2. A Curious Tiger
Once upon a time, a tiger was out hunting for food and came across a house where a young couple was making love. Curious, the tiger hid outside to listen to their conversation, planning to eat them afterward.
During their passionate moment, the wife asked her husband, "Would you be afraid if a tiger came in right now?"
The husband, lost in his passion, replied, "Hell no, I wouldn’t even be scared of a tiger!"
Then the husband asked his wife, "What about you, would you be scared of a tiger?"
She, also caught up in the moment, said, "If I’m not afraid of your dick, why would I be scared of a tiger?"
The tiger, overhearing this, thought, "What the heck is a dick? It sounds scarier than I am!" He decided to leave and find out what this terrifying thing was.
On his way, the tiger met an old lady who was so frightened she fell over. The tiger said, "Don't be scared. I won't eat you if you tell me what a dick is and why it's scarier than me."
The old lady, understanding the situation, replied, "Oh, it’s far more terrifying than you. Look at this," she said, lifting her skirt. "This thing bit me 30 years ago, and the wound still hasn’t healed."
The tiger, seeing the "wound," was horrified and fled back into the forest. Thus, the dick saved three lives.
3. The Misunderstood Mask
A rural man named Hai Lúa visited the city and saw people wearing masks to avoid dust. Wanting to fit in, he went to a shop and mistakenly bought a sanitary pad instead. Proud of his purchase, he wore it around town.
After a while, he found it hard to breathe, so he angrily threw the "mask" into a trash bin. Seeing another similar "mask" in the bin, he muttered, "Damn! Good thing I tossed it out in time, or I’d end up coughing blood like this poor soul!"
4. The Kindergarten Lesson
A kindergarten teacher told her class that a guest would visit tomorrow, and when she said "a," the class should respond with "fish."
The next day, when the teacher said "a," the class responded, "fish."
Pleased, she stepped off the podium but tripped and exclaimed, "U!"
The class shouted, "penis!"
Angry, the teacher yelled, "Shut up!"
The class retorted, "bird!"
The visiting teachers, puzzled, exclaimed, "Oh my!"
The class then chorused, "dick!"
5. The "Mute" Stranger
Two sisters were bathing in a stream. The older one said, "I wish a mute guy would come by so we could have our way with him without him telling anyone."
Nearby, a peeping Tom heard this and pretended to be mute. The sisters caught him and did as they pleased.
After a while, exhausted, the older sister said, "Let’s tie him up and go eat, then come back to play some more."
The man cried out, "No need to tie me up; I won’t run away!"
6. Talking Germs
Three germs were chatting:
Earwax Germ: "Sometimes a cotton swab comes in to get me, but I hide deep inside."
Tooth Germ: "Twice a day, a toothbrush tries to catch me, but I slip between the teeth."
Gonorrhea Germ: "I deal with a bald guy who comes in often, but he doesn’t know if he’s coming or going. He even vomits on me!"
Tooth Germ: "I know that guy!"
7. The Woodsman's Wish
A young man went into the forest to chop wood and met a fairy who offered to grant him one wish. Embarrassed by his small penis, he asked for it to be as big as his horse’s.
The fairy granted his wish, and he proudly showed off to his friend, who decided to try the same.
The next day, the friend went into the forest, met the fairy, and asked for his penis to be like his horse’s. The fairy, noticing the horse was female, granted his wish, turning his penis into a vagina.
8. A Fair Trade
A man was leading six cows across a bridge when he saw a woman bathing. Embarrassed, the woman dove underwater. The man, disappointed, said, "Show me your top, and I’ll give you a cow."
She stood up, and he gave her a cow. "Show me the bottom, and I’ll give you two more."
Thinking it harmless, she did, and he gave her two cows. Desperate, he then said, "Let me put it halfway in, and I’ll give you the last three cows."
She agreed, but soon found it unbearable and screamed, "Put it all in, and I’ll give you back all six cows!"
9. A Newborn Genius
A newborn baby in a hospital could already talk, amazing everyone. When the doctor asked if the baby knew who he was, the baby thanked him for taking care of his mother.
When the father asked if the baby knew him, the baby called him closer, pressed his finger on his forehead, and asked, "Does this hurt?"
The father said no. The baby pressed harder until the father screamed, "Ouch!"
The baby then said, "Imagine how I felt when you kept poking me in the head every night while I was inside Mom!"
10. The Photography Mix-Up
A childless couple decided to hire a man to impregnate the wife. A traveling photographer knocked on their door, and the wife eagerly let him in, assuming he was the man for the job.
He started explaining his photography techniques, which the wife misunderstood. He talked about different positions and places to shoot, which confused her even more.
Finally, she realized he was just a photographer. He, too, was baffled but continued with his job, unaware of the mix-up.
Meanwhile, the actual man arrived and completed the task, leaving everyone satisfied, albeit confused.
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