Let's have fun with 12 funny stories

Welcome to a world of laughter and joy with our collection, "Let's Have Fun with 12 Funny Stories." Dive into a delightful assortment of humorous tales that are sure to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. Whether you're looking for a quick chuckle or a hearty laugh, these stories are perfect for all ages and occasions.

Each story is carefully crafted to bring out the humor in everyday situations, unexpected twists, and comical characters. From silly mishaps to witty dialogues, our selection promises a good time and endless amusement. So, gather your friends and family, or enjoy some solo reading time, and let the fun begin!

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1. Girlfriend

"A girlfriend" is like a phone:
The prettier and more multifunctional, the harder to control and use.
Remember to "CHARGE" frequently...
And... most importantly...
If you don't REGULARLY TOP UP...
It'll only have the MUSIC FUNCTION left.
The specific type of music: Vietnamese opera, traditional folk theater... occasionally mixed with folk songs and traditional music :)))

2. In Unison

One morning at a kindergarten, a teacher reminded her students that the next day, other teachers would be observing her class. She instructed them that when she said "A," the whole class should respond with "cup."
The next day during the observation:
Teacher: A
Students: Cup.
The teacher was very pleased and stepped off the podium but accidentally tripped and exclaimed: O
Students: Cock.
The teacher, blushing, shouted loudly: Silence!
Students: Pussy!
The teacher, unable to stand it any longer, yelled: Quiet!! (trying to drown out the students, but it was too late. The students all responded in unison):
Bird!
The teacher and other teachers?!?

3. Understanding More

A father said to his daughter, "I don't agree with you dating that guy!"
"Why, Dad? He's very wealthy, mature, and serious. I understand him very well..."
"How long have you known him to say you understand him?"
"It's been a year, Dad."
"A year? I studied with him for 5 years in elementary school and 4 years in middle school. I understand him better than you do."

Four Dads

Four fathers were chatting together.
Father 1: My son just bought an iPhone 5 for his girlfriend.
Father 2: My son just bought a car for his girlfriend.
Father 3: My son bought a mansion for his girlfriend.
The three fathers looked at Father 4. He said: My son told me he got an iPhone, a car, and a house from three fools! :))))))))))))

There Will Be

A man asked an old hunter: "If you go hunting and meet a bear, and you've run out of bullets but it keeps charging at you, what should you do?"
"You should immediately climb a tall tree and smear poop all over yourself."
"But where would I get the poop at that moment?"
"Don't worry, at that moment, there will definitely be some."

Shark Keeper

Urgent recruitment, immediate start! Starting salary: $1,000 USD. An unprecedented attractive job opportunity! Appreciate the chance you have. Hurry up, the number of vacancies is limited. Contact directly via phone number 04.864 9687, no intermediaries! You will have a significant income, and the job is not too difficult. Just need to know how to swim. You can get promoted, with an unlimited salary. The longer you work, the more your salary will multiply. After over a month, it will be $2,000 USD; after 3 months, $4,000 USD... Specific job requirements: Swim with sharks to the sea in the morning, herd the sharks back in the afternoon!

Quitting Smoking

A girl in a short skirt got on the train. There were no seats, and she looked around.
At that moment, a young man offered:
"You can sit on my lap."
"I'm afraid I might break the cigarette pipe in your pocket."
Before the young man could reply, an elderly man about 70 years old kindly said:
"You can sit on my lap, because I quit smoking 10 years ago."

Singing Contest

Two judges of a singing contest were talking to each other:
"That girl with the hoarse voice sings okay, but her performance is poor. Every time she gets to the line ‘... many young men leave this place’, she grabs her crotch and yells..."
"And that girl in the short skirt is worse. At the end of the song ‘School Dismissal’, she spins around, her skirt flies up, and she points at the judges shouting ‘Serves you right, serves you right...’”

Cross-eyed Teasing Lame

Two men, one cross-eyed and the other lame, met on the stairs of an apartment building.
Not liking each other for a long time, the cross-eyed man started:
"Do you like staring at me?"
Unable to hold back, the lame man angrily said:
"I’ll give you a flying kick right now."

Small but Clever

Old man Bảy had three unmarried daughters! One day, he called them over and asked the eldest:
_ "Con Hai, what kind of husband do you want?"
_ "My husband must be strong and have three dragon tattoos on his chest!"
_ "What about you, Ba?"
_ "I want the same as Hai! My husband must also be strong and have two dragon tattoos on his chest!"
_ "And you, Út?"

Two Things

During a lesson about the human body, the teacher put up a picture of a man, pointed to the parts, and asked the students to name them! Finally, she pointed to the man’s "little buddy" and asked:
_ "Does anyone know what this is called?"
The class was silent until Little Tèo raised his hand and said:
_ "I don’t know what it’s called for adults, but my dad has two of those!"
_ "Little Tèo! You are mistaken! No one has two of those!"
_ "Yes, they do! The small one my dad uses to pee, and the big red one my mom uses to brush her teeth at night!"
_ ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Car Repair

"Hello, is this Mrs. Smith's residence?"
"Yes, I'm her husband. What’s the matter?"
"I'm the employee from the garage where your wife had her car repaired and then left. Please pay the bill."
"Of course, I’ll pay for the car repair..."
"No, sir, it's for repairing the garage wall and the hospital fees for the two security guards at the exit."

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