In a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, love and life often collide in the most humorous ways. This story captures the essence of those moments, blending romance with laughter to create a tale that is both heart warming and entertaining. Join our characters as they navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, discovering that sometimes, the funniest moments are the ones that teach us the most about love and life. Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even shed a tear as you dive into this delightful journey.
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Marriage Certificate
Wife: - What are you doing, honey?Husband: - Nothing, just chilling.
Wife: - Really? You've been staring at our marriage certificate for an hour!
Husband: - Oh, I was just looking for the expiration date.
Wife: !!!
Heartfelt Confession
Under the moonlight, a guy and a girl are having a heart-to-heart in the field.Guy: I can't live without you. I would die.
Girl: Me too. If I didn't have you, I'd die.
Suddenly, a man in the bushes interrupts: If I can't poop, both of you will die with me.
Misunderstanding
A Southern son-in-law and his Central Vietnamese father-in-law.Father-in-law: "Can you drive me somewhere today?"
Son-in-law: "I'm busy."
Father-in-law grabs a stick: "I just asked for a ride, no need for swearing!"
Fearless Husband
Seeing her husband getting ready to go out, the wife snaps: "Honey! You're staying home to watch the kids today!"The husband nervously replies: "Sweetie! I have to meet my friends."
Wife yells: "Stay home or else! If you step outside, you're dead."
The husband, trembling but trying to act tough, responds: "Who's scared? I'm staying home because I want to."
Color of Love
Guy: Guess what color love is?Girl: People say it's pink, maybe black. Right?
Guy: Nope. Love has three colors: grape, blue, and crystal.
Girl: Why so weird?
Guy: First, it's grape, which sounds like 'mò nhau' (cuddling). Then it turns blue, 'làm nhau' (making love). Finally, it's crystal, 'phê la' (intense pleasure).
Secret Code XXX
A couple had a secret code for talking about sex in front of their kids: "Making a phone call."One day, the husband asked their son to tell his mom, "Dad wants to make a phone call."
After a while, the son returns: "Mom says she wants quiet and told dad not to make any calls."
The husband sends the son back: "Tell mom I want to make the call outside then."
The son rushes back, breathless: "Mom said if dad does that, she'll open a public phone booth right here at home!"
Running Away
Guy: After all these years, you're still single?Girl: Yes.
Guy: How about we start over?
Girl: Why did you dump me before?
Guy: I regret it so much. The more I'm away from you, the more I love you...
Girl: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I work night shifts, so come pick me up every day.
Guy: ??? Where do you work?
Girl: The morgue.
Guy: ???? (Runs away)
Jealous Cure
A guy married a jealous wife. Hearing a friend had a cure, he tried it. But his wife even asked for a divorce. So he asked his friend:Did you pretend to talk in your sleep like I told you?
Yes, exactly.
Repeat what you said?
Lien... I... only... love... you...
Oh no, Lien is my wife’s name. You didn’t change it to your wife’s name?
Watching a Movie
The son asks his dad for permission to see a movie with his girlfriend.Dad: With this fog, how will you see anything at the drive-in?
Son: It's okay, dad. We’ve seen that movie several times already.
No More Fooling
Girl: Tell me about your past romantic flames!Guy: Sorry, I won’t make that mistake again.
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: All my past relationships ended after I talked about them.
Electric Love
An electronics engineer writes to his girlfriend:Dear, we have to break up because our love faces too much... resistance. Your family has given me too many... electric shocks. Recently, your mom even called me a... wet IC!
Women, Right?
Wife complains to her husband: "Honey, cover the fence from the neighbors. I don’t want them looking over."Listening to his wife, the husband blocks the fence. A few days later, the wife complains again:
This is boring. Ever since you blocked the fence, I can't see what the neighbors are doing!
!!!!!
Long-Lasting Love
In an interview with a happy couple, the reporter asks:Is it true your love lasted 15 years before marriage?
Yes. We were in love exactly 15 years, 2 months, and 1 day.
What did you do during that time?
We both got married to other people!
Love Story: Delicious Meal.
She invites him every weekend for dinner.One day, she advises him:
"From now on, smoke only one cigarette after a delicious meal I cook."
He sighs: So you’re telling me to quit smoking entirely.
Short Love Story: Dream.
A couple walks in the park. The guy says:Every night, I dream I make ten thousand dollars a month like my dad.
Your dad makes ten thousand dollars a month? – The girl is surprised.
No, he dreams the same dream.
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