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Flattering

Critic : "Ah! And what is this ? It is superb! What soul! What expression!"
Artist : "Yeah ? That's where I clear the paint off my brushes".

Illness and war

One morning in Berlin, 2 women met each other and said: “Hi Berna, I saw a doctor going out of house every morning. Are you ill?”
“And you, I also saw an officer going out of your house every morning. Must your house have war?”

Do not realize

An inveterate volleyballer came home to dinner. During the meal his wife remarked: “Junior tell me he gathered the ball for you today”
“Now that account for it.” Said the father. “I knew. I’d seen that kid somewhere before”.

Souvernir

The end of the fifth grade was coming, so the teacher was trying to persuade her pupils to take photograph together. “Just think how nice it will ve to look at it when you are all grown up and say. “There’s Jenifer, she’s a lawyer”, or “That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.”
A small voice from the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher; she’s still old, nasty, and wrinkled.”

Lucky

A repoter of the Safe Transportation newspaper: “You are the sole sailor still alive since the ship was sunk. How do you escape death?”
The lucky sailor: “I missed the ship because I overslept at my girlfriend’s house.”

The Bride wore white

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why’s the groom wearing black?”

Faithfull

After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle.
After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked:
“Where is my husband?”
“He is lying on the sewing-machine table” St.Pierre replied.

Ancient Chinese

Son: “Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries.”
Father: “That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!”

Identified

"This check is doubtless all right," said the paying teller politely, "but have you anything about you by which you could be identified ?
The pretty young thing faltered, "I have a mole high up above my left knee".

He drew it all himself

Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack?

Jack: Nobody, sir.

Teacher: Didn’t your brother help you?

Jack: No, sir. He drew it all himseil.

Beggar

Why do you beg?”

“The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink).”

“Why do you drink?”

“To give me the courage to beg”.

A matter of punctuation

An English professior wrote the words, “Woman withour her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”

My Daughter's Music Lessons

"My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me ?"

"How is that ?"

"They enabled me to buy the neighbors' houses at half price".

A Policeman And A Reporter

Country Policeman (at the scene of murder) : "You can't come in here"

Reporter : "But I've been sent to do the murder"

Country Policeman : "Well, you're too late; the murder's been done".

A Cow Grazing

Artist : "That, sir, is a cow grazing"

Visitor : "Where is the grass ?"

Artist : "The cow has eaten it"

Visitor : "But where is the cow ?"

Artist : "You don''t suppose she'd be fool enough to stay there after she'd eaten all the grass, do you ?"

Let's Work Together

"Can you tell me how to get to the post office ?"

"That's just where I want to go. Let's work together. You go south, and I'll go north, and we'll report progress every time we meet"

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